I WONDER IF CTHULHU...

i wonder if cthulhu likes jalapeno cheddar doritos and pink vitamin water

i wonder if cthulhu ever goes dancing in the rain

i wonder if cthulhu ever makes more goddamn text posts about music

i wonder if cthulhu ever has trouble cramming for an exam because he cant stop thinking about tumblr posts

i wonder if cthulhu ever forgets it’s april fool’s day and thinks a fake news article is real and tells someone about it and gets mocked for the rest of the week

i wonder if cthulhu ever has to smile and nod when his friends tell him about unfunny memes

i wonder if cthulhu ever takes a joke really far

i wonder if cthulhu ever panics about new tumblr layouts

i wonder if cthulhu ever feels slightly underwhelmed when the clock strikes midnight on new years

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i wonder if cthulhu ever accidentally measures out the wrong amount of flour and then has to put some back in the bag